Magic Realism

The task: One 'magic realism' short story to write during the next fortnight.

Oh shit.

I've tried.
I am trying (so my friends often tell me).
But I just don't get it.

I was thinking of writing a story about a woman who spent so much time doing housework that she turned into her household implements. Then I realised that this is rather too similar to life writing and we covered that last year.

I am off to boil a litre of water and pour myself out.