The Home Strait

Portfolio due in next Thursday.

Sadly, Rurik The Viking Takes Torremelinos By Surprise wont be making it to the final selection. Shame. I was quite fond of it. Maybe next year, if I choose "Light verse about Nordik Travellers" as my theme...

I'm aware that I've never seen a poem with the word "anus" in it. And conscious that I'm about to hand in such a poem to a very nice, well-spoken, middle-aged lady who will be marking my portfolio.

But how else can one describe the bum hole of a worm?